No Chimp Left Behind - Softcover

Sagan, Cassandra

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1882550463 ISBN 13: 9781882550463

Publisher: Helicon West, 2004

Synopsis

What if the reason that the president can’t speak properly is because he is really a hairless chimp who was switched at birth? That's the premise of Cassandra Sagan's new political satire "No Chimp Left Behind; An Explanication Of The Presidential Origin Of The Speechities." Incorporating actual quotes from George W. Bush, "No Chimp Left Behind" spins the tale of President Victor Vincent Thorn, known as "Double V", and the renegade band of ‘panzees who control his speech and actions. You don’t have to be anti-Bush to laugh at the jokes Dubya has unwittingly supplied this 98 page "children’s book for adults." You don’t have to be a registered Bushonics speaker to realize that the chimps are also speaking in Bushisms. Need more than a minute’s worth of comic relief during the dog days of regime change? Kick back and enjoy a full length volume featuring the most lampooned, cartooned, satirized, parodied, mocked, lambasted, ridiculed president the United States has ever known! The 16 full page illustrations by Winky Wheeler are worth the cover price alone; can you find the symbolism embedded in each drawing? Cover art by debi lee mandel.

Act now! Come November, this book will self-destruct, just like Dubya’s presidency.

About this title

About the Author:

Cassandra Sagan has devoted her life to the preservation and enrichment of literary culture, ethical communication, arts education, peaceful relations, sustainable lifestyle – the same things George Dubya dismisses with a smirk as if they were 10 million worldwide peace protesters! Cassandra is a singer/songwriter, poet (order a copy of "Alphabet Skin" at Amazon.com), and a 20 year veteran teacher who has written with children and adults in a wide variety of public and private settings.

About this edition

• Publisher: Helicon West
• Publication date: 2004
• ISBN 10: 1882550463
• ISBN 13: 9781882550463
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 98