100 Things I Want to Say: Specifically to You - Softcover

Gotcher, S. D.

Softcover

ISBN 10: 172509939X ISBN 13: 9781725099395

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2018

Synopsis

From the mind of a master passive aggressor and friend of the unicorn, comes the book that you didn't know you needed and had no idea existed. Illegitimate, self-proclaimed author, S.D. Gotcher has bestowed upon you a gift, unlike anything you've ever seen. This never before acknowledged New York Times hardly recognized-seller has been praised by the author as "pretty alright" and "not my worst idea ever." 100 Things I Want to Say is designed to be given rather than read. Now, that may seem confusing but, I promise, It's not. This book is a way for you to passively say those two words that you want to say to someone on a daily basis without the confrontation, getting fired, or violently choked out in front of your children. You know the words I'm talking about; the ones that start with "F" and end with "U." They will read these two words not once, not twice, but 100 times. I know what you're thinking, and you don't have to say it; you're welcome. Have it shipped directly to someone you hate, leave it on your supervisors' desk, read it out loud to your kids, or slap it across somebody's face at the bar, steal their drink (most likely a vodka Redbull) and chug it in front of them, then gently place the book in their hands and walk away. Whatever method of delivery you choose, rest easy knowing that your target has been acknowledged as a complete dick-bag with the receipt of this book. It is indeed the gift that keeps on giving; unless they throw it in the garbage. In which case, you can send another one. Every month. For all eternity.

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2018
• ISBN 10: 172509939X
• ISBN 13: 9781725099395
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 112