1001 Funniest Things Ever Said - Hardcover

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 1592284434 ISBN 13: 9781592284436

Publisher: Lyons Pr, 2006

Synopsis

A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh.

About this title

From the Back Cover:

Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue . . . from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups, including:

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." --Rita Rudner

"I don't know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto." --Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything." --President George W. Bush

"I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died." --Malcolm Forbes

 

About the Author:

Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of thirty books, including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks, The Best Advice Ever Given, and The Quotable Horse Lover. When asked whether he’s lived in New York City all his life, he was heard to reply, Not yet.”

About this edition

• Publisher: Lyons Pr
• Publication date: 2006
• ISBN 10: 1592284434
• ISBN 13: 9781592284436
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 342
• Editor: Price Steven D.