A Rancher's Guide to Life (Western Humor) - Hardcover

Bender, Texas Bix

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 142365174X ISBN 13: 9781423651741

Publisher: Gibbs Smith, 2019

Synopsis

Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole.

Gems include:

• “For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles of ditch you’re staying out of.”
• “If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose.”
• “Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases.”
• “Never play leapfrog with a bull.”
• “Life is like a cow pasture. It’s very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things.”

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

About this title

About the Author:

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

About this edition

• Publisher: Gibbs Smith
• Publication date: 2019
• ISBN 10: 142365174X
• ISBN 13: 9781423651741
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 240