0 to Bitch in 10 Seconds or Less: Quips and Comebacks for Quick-Witted Women - Softcover

Hatch, Amy

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1402203829 ISBN 13: 9781402203824

Publisher: Sourcebooks Hysteria, 2005

Synopsis

A verbal frappucino.

Chic, sharp-witted and purse-sized with hundreds of quips, comebacks and quotes for bracing refreshment when life gets dull or stupid.

On Love and Sex:

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."--Mae West

About this title

About the Author:

Amy Hatch has worked in television, journalism, and freelance writing. She is always on the lookout for the perfect quote, quip or clever comeback. She lives in Seattle, Washington.

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Section One: Love and Sex

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
-Richard Jeni

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
-Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
-Sharon Stone

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
-Unknown

Section Two: The Facts Of Life

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-Will Rogers

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
-Erma Bombeck

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
-Paul Newman

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
-Ricky Gervais

Section Three: The Beauty Within

Even I don't look like Cindy Crawford when I wake up in the morning.
-Cindy Crawford

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to annoy other women.
-Elsa Schiaparelli

You're only as good as your last haircut.
-Fran Lebowitz

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-Carol Leifer

Section Four: Secrets to Success and Lack Thereof

If you must step on someone to get ahead, use a very sharp heel!
-Unknown

You can have anything you want in life if you dress for it.
-Edith Head

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.
-WC Fields

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
-Unknown

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it could be that you just don't understand the situation.
-Unknown

About this edition

• Publisher: Sourcebooks Hysteria
• Publication date: 2005
• ISBN 10: 1402203829
• ISBN 13: 9781402203824
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 320