The Pirate Life - Softcover

John "Chumbucket" Baur; Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers

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Softcover

ISBN 10: 0806530707 ISBN 13: 9780806530703

Publisher: Citadel Pr, 2008

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Cap 'n Slappy and 'Ol Chumbucket are funny, funny men. The Green Man Review

Ahoy there, scallywags and sea wenches! Prepare to have your timbers thoroughly shivered. The two guys who accidentally invented International Talk Like a Pirate Day, experts in areas of pirate lore, pirate philosophy, and pirate fashion sense, here present a hilarious guidebook guaranteed to have landlubbers swashing their buckles in no time!

Shoot up the corporate ladder with your newfound pirate panache.
Discover how pirate-hood provides a solid platform for power and political gain.
Dive right in to the dangers and delights of dating pirate style.
Raise a family and see how pirate tactics will keep your lil swabbies in line.
Learn how to write your own pirate romance novel. Really, how can you beat that?

Packed with hundreds of tips and tricks, The Pirate Life is the quintessential life and career manual for buccaneers everywhere!

"By applying the principles in this book, I've enjoyed a 78% increase in my income from plunder." --Dave Barry

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About the Author:

John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers came up with the idea for Talk Like a Pirate Day during an ill-fated game of racquetball way back in 1995, making it the first holiday that ever originated as a sports injury. They adamantly deny that there was any grog-swilling involved, though they both admit to swilling more than their fair share of grog at other times.

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