Spokane Hates Me: Communiques From An Exiled Hillyardite - Softcover

Evarts, Conrad

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0595301576 ISBN 13: 9780595301577

Publisher: iUniverse, Inc., 2003

Synopsis

Spokane Hates Me: Communiqués from an Exiled Hillyardite is a collection of funny, inflammatory, and infinitely readable stories by Commander Conrad Evarts. No, he's not the third man to walk on the moon. He's a third generation Hillyardite who bought the hype "if you work hard enough in 'merica, you can get what you want." He did, and now he wants to save his people from the soul-swallowing dollar bill mill. Described as a "world-class smartass" and "a correspondent with a heart" his love and hate mail fill similarly sized lawn and leaf bags. Armed with a Spokane Community College education and a Jesus complex, he's discovered the keyboard truly is mightier than the switchblade.Here's what the Spokanese have to say about Commander Conrad:"Commander Conrad Evarts is Gonzo with a capital G."?Tom Grant, Spokane Mayoral Candidate."[Commander Conrad] has become just a Geek in a Heap."?Doug Clark, Spokesman Review."What you have here is malicious mischief."?Mark Ray, owner of 13 Spokane-area McDonald's."Get a rope-and make sure it's made from recycled ponchos."?Daniel J. Barrett, Proud Spokanite.Now it's your turn to board the last train to Hatesville! Read on 'merica!

About this title

About the Author:

Jesus Christ and Commander Conrad share remarkably similar biographies. Born into tumult with messianic complexes, they quit stable jobs to chase delusions of catalyzing humanity's evolution. Both were loathed, beaten and misunderstood. Both anticipated leaving Earth. People finally crucified Jesus to shut him up. When this book hits the streets ...

About this edition

• Publisher: iUniverse, Inc.
• Publication date: 2003
• ISBN 10: 0595301576
• ISBN 13: 9780595301577
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 84