Naughty or Nice?: Four Novellas - Softcover

Patricia Ryan; Sherrilyn Kenyon; Carly Phillips; Kathryn Smith

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0312981023 ISBN 13: 9780312981020

Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks, 2001

Synopsis

Sometimes being naughty is far more satisfying than being nice--and the best lovers know that desire is a gift to enjoy together. Four of today's hottest romance authors are gathered here with stories designed to arouse your imagination, titillate your senses--and leave you breathless . . .

Naughty or Nice?

Sherrilyn Kenyon heats up an office where two coworkers decide to spend the holidays together--only to find themselves surrendering completely to forbidden passion . . .

Carly Phillips explores a "mistletoe moment" when a no-nonsense lawyer intent on seducing her boss meets his twin instead--and gives him a scintillating kiss that leaves him begging for more . . .

Patricia Ryan surprises a cynical P.I., who meets the kind of woman he never wanted--until she takes him on a journey of rapturous pleasure . . .

Kathryn Smith teases a pair of Regency lovers who once shared a night of white-hot passion with the temptation to forgo propriety for something scandalous and irresistible . . .

About this title

About the Author:

In the past two years, New York Times bestselling author Sherrilyn Kenyon has claimed the #1 spot twelve times, and since 2004, she has placed more than 50 novels on the New York Times list. This extraordinary bestseller continues to top every genre she writes. With more than 23 million copies of her books in print in over 30 countries, her current series include: The Dark-Hunters, The League, Lords of Avalon, BAD Agency, Chronicles of Nick and Nevermore. A preeminent voice in paranormal fiction, Kenyon helped pioneer and define the current paranormal trend that has captivated the world. She lives with her husband, three sons, a menagerie of animals and a collection of swords.

Patricia Ryan is the author of contemporary and historical romances, as well as her Nell Sweeney historical mysteries written under the name P. B. Ryan. Her novel Silken Threads won a RITA Award for Best Long Historical Romance, and she's also earned four RITA nominations and a nomination for a Mary Higgins Clark Award.

Carly Phillips is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of sexy contemporary romances. She received her undergraduate degree from Brandeis University and is a graduate of Boston University School of Law. She lives in Purchase, New York, with her husband and daughters.

Kathryn Smith is a USA Today bestselling author of historical and paranormal romance novels and her romantic urban fantasy series The Nightmare Chronicles.

Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.:

Chapter One

“I want you to steal my husband’s girlfriend from him.”

Jack O’Leary, lazing back in his squeaky old leather swivel chair, his blue-jeaned legs braced on the battered Steelcase desk that took up about a third of what passed for his office, stilled. He looked up from the snow globe he’d been absently toying with while Celeste Worth growled on about the lying, cheating bastard she couldn’t afford to divorce because of the pre-nup from hell.

It was a variation on a theme that was all too familiar to Jack, two-thirds of whose private investigations involved the extramarital hijinks of his clients’ husbands. He’d sat through more than his share of hysterics, rage, and—oh, man, the worst—quiet weeping by any number of Wronged Wives.

Madame Celeste had actually been a good deal more composed than most when he’d first broken the news to her. It had been three or four weeks ago, right before Thanksgiving, that he’d called her into the office to show her the results of his brief but productive inquiry into the illicit frolics of one Preston Wrigley Worth III. She’d skimmed the report with refreshing stoicism, glanced coolly at the eight-by-ten glossies, written him a check and left. He’d been relieved to have gotten off so easily... until half an hour ago, when she’d shown up without an appointment, bulled her way past Grady in the outer office, planted herself on the other side of the desk, and launched into an anti-Preston diatribe that was notable only for its unoriginality.

Until she came to the part about Jack stealing Preston’s girlfriend from him.

“Come again?” Reaching out, Jack set the snow globe down on his desk. Within it, a swarm of little white flakes drifted and swirled around a three-dimensional representation of Santa crawling into a rooftop chimney, a bulging sack thrown over his shoulder.

“You heard me.” Celeste flipped open a monogrammed cigarette case, slid a black Balkan Sobranie between her collagen-plumped, frosted coral lips, and regarded him with an air of listless expectation.

Taking his time, Jack lowered his feet to the floor and rummaged in his middle desk drawer for the book of matches he’d snagged from that topless joint on Seventh Avenue last weekend. He’d gone there to check out the owner, whose wife had suspected him of dallying with the dancers. He’d lingered long after confirming those suspicions because—and this was the pathetic part, and the reason he’d ended up tying one on that night, which he almost never did anymore—it was the first time he’d seen a woman naked, or just about, since...

Damn, had it really been a year? Sure enough; it was last December that Jessica had given him the heave-ho.

No, wait a minute. There’d been that blind date his cousin Davy had hooked him up with, but that was last summer, a good what—four or five months ago? And all it had amounted to was a forgettable one-night stand. Ditto that motor-mouthed little waitress and that bar pickup he’d regretted as soon as she’d started undressing and he’d gotten a load of the piercings.

So that made three naked women in the twelve months since Jess had walked away from the Brooklyn walk-up they’d shared and the plans they’d made amid vague protestations that “something is missing.” Five days later, she was on a plane to Jamaica with Roger Babcock, her married boss. It had taken Jack about ten minutes of quick ’n’ dirty detective work to ascertain the sorry truth, which was that Jess had been nailing ol’ Roger on the side for over five months. Sorry and almost comically ironic, considering Jack’s line of work.

He took the diamond engagement ring he’d meant to give her on Christmas Eve back to Tiffany’s, then ripped down all the pine swags and wreaths she’d tacked up around the apartment and stuffed them down the incinerator.

Ho ho ho.

Celeste studied him through contacts the color of green Life Savers as he leaned forward to light her cigarette. He managed not to stare back despite his morbid fascination with the results of an over-zealous facelift, which made her look like one of those Eyeliner Barbies from the 1950s as reflected in a fun house mirror.

Spewing a plume of smoke toward the ceiling, Madame extracted from her faux leopard-print handbag a carefully scissored little newspaper clipping, which she handed across the desk to him. “I placed this ad in the personals section of the Village Voice two weeks ago.”

Jack snapped on his desk lamp and held the clipping under its smoke-hazed corona of light:

WANTED: SEDUCTIVE, SELF-ASSURED MALE to take my husband’s girlfriend from him. She is an attractive blonde in her early thirties who enjoys travel, fine dining, and the theater. Generous reward. Photo required.

He looked up. “You’ve got to be kidding.”

Celeste took another drag on the cigarette, her hard green gaze fixed on him as she exhaled. “I’m not actually much of a kidder, Jack.”

“How do you know she likes this stuff?” Jack asked. “Travel? The theater?”

Celeste shrugged negligently. “Doesn’t everybody?”

Jack shook his head in disbelief as he re-read the ad. “You get any takers?”

“Scores of them. Every vile, larcenous knuckle-dragger in New York answered that ad. At least half of them appeared to be petty criminals and ex-cons. The few letters that were actually legible scared the hell out of me. And, my God, the photos!” She shuddered delicately. “Apes, trolls... You’d be astounded, the men who regard themselves as seductive. A woman like that...” Celeste aimed a coral-lacquered fingernail at the top print on the stack of black-and-white surveillance photos in the open file on Jack’s desk. “No way would she let one of those troglodytes within a hundred feet of her.”

Celeste had a point, Jack thought as he contemplated the photograph, which was one of the last batch he’d taken for this job. It was a nighttime shot of Preston Worth and his lady friend waiting beneath the awning over the entrance to the Four Seasons restaurant while a uniformed doorman ventured out in the stinging rain—or had it already turned to sleet by that point?—to hail a cab. Preston, a silver-haired, tennis-muscled blue blood, frowned in a preoccupied way as he burrowed in the pockets of his cashmere topcoat for tip money. The girlfriend, a lissome, ash-blond knockout by the name of Katherine Peale, who had evidently neglected to watch the Weather Channel that evening, hunched her shoulders as she buttoned up the jacket of her gunmetal silk dinner suit. Even with the rain and the dark and Jack’s distance from the subjects—he was shooting with a telephoto lens from the recessed doorway of a palm reader’s shop a dozen doors down on the other side of East Fifty-second Street—he could see that the woman was wracked with shivers.

Preston, you schmuck, he’d muttered to himself as he aimed and focused. What’s the matter with you? Give her your freakin’ coat.

“The first time Preston cheated on me was during our honeymoon, and he’s kept it up ever since.” Celeste tapped the ash from her cigarette into the potted poinsettia on the corner of Jack’s desk. “Literally and figuratively. He was raised to take what he wanted when he wanted it. And from the moment he hit puberty, what he wanted was sex, and plenty of it. You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but the man is utterly ravenous. He’s probably been with a thousand women during the course of our marriage, and age does not seem to have slowed him down.”

“If that’s the case,“ Jack said, “why do you care so much about this Katherine Peale?”

“Because she’s different. He’s buying her expensive gifts, taking her out three, four nights a week—courting her from all appearances. He never does that. Oh, there might be a bouquet of roses or a dinner out, but once he’s lured them into the sack, they’re history. This new woman, though—God knows how long he’s been seeing her. I didn’t suspect a thing till I found those receipts.”

Ah, yes, the telltale receipts. Three of them, tucked into her husband’s wallet, documenting cash purchases made in mid-November: 3.25-carat emerald-cut diamond stud earrings from Harry Winston; a “bronze, easel-style Tiffany picture frame, dark patina, green slag glass, twelve by fourteen inches, signed,“ from Moody and Ives Antiques; and a “gossamer camisole and thong,“ both black and size small, from La Petite Coquette. Yes, I’m sure they’re not for me, Celeste had told Jack during their initial meeting the next morning, adding, with an almost imperceptible little squirm, He knows how I feel about thongs.

“They didn’t strike me as a couple that had been together that long,“ Jack said as he tossed the newspaper clipping on top of the photograph. “They were still laughing at each other’s jokes that weren’t funny, you know?”

“All I know is, if that woman is angling to be the next Mrs. Preston Worth, it’s got to be stopped. There’s far too much at stake.”

“Yeah, I can see that.” Jack glanced at the shopping bags Celeste had hauled in with her and dumped in the corner— Prada, Saks Fifth Avenue, Gucci, Chanel...

She noticed the direction of his gaze. “ ’Tis the season, Jack. I’ll bet even you buy Christmas presents.”

“You’d lose that bet.”

“Surely you’re not that much of a hard-ass.”

“Let’s just sa...

About this edition

• Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
• Publication date: 2001
• ISBN 10: 0312981023
• ISBN 13: 9780312981020
• Binding: Mass Market Paperback
• Number of pages: 314