Houghton, Gordon Damned If You Do: A Novel ISBN 13: 9780312262884

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The bizarre, hilarious, and eerie story of a young, hapless corpse who is ressurected in order to assist Death in his appointed rounds.

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This novel was first published in the UK as "The Apprentice". You can download it as a Kindle ebook under that name here: amazon.com/dp/B0054H43O8

You can download my other ebooks (Max, The Dinner Party, and Game Boy) by following the links on my website: theburrow.zzap64.co.uk/novels/ebooks.html
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Gordon Houghton attended Oxford University and currently lives in England. He is also the author of the novel, The Dinner Party. Dammed If You Do is his first book to be published in America.

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  • PublisherPicador
  • Publication date2000
  • ISBN 10 0312262884
  • ISBN 13 9780312262884
  • BindingPaperback
  • Edition number1
  • Number of pages304
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